Marino’s Seafood Fish and Chips

June 24, 2009 by benjekeli

I ate at this restaurant on 5th Avenue (1216 W. 5th) the other day, and boy, was it good. If you’re a fan of golden brown fried food, you gotta check it out. I ordered the standard fish and chips platter ($5.75), which came with delicious hush puppies. I don’t know what they are, but i want more. The service was quick and friendly; I literally got my food within 30 seconds of ordering it, and the lady at the counter offered me three sauces, ketchup, malt vinegar, and the oh-so-necessary tartar sauce. I got all three. I’m a sauce guy. The fish was extra crispy, just the way I like it (from time to time). I’m definitely going back, as their menu offers an extensive selection of seafood options, even fried clams.

On the CaptainBlogBeard rating scale, I give Marino’s 8 tentacles (out of 8, thanks to the octopus) for deliciousness.

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

May 19, 2009 by benjekeli

Movie releases on May 19th, check out the plane getting exploded by a giant tentacle smack (0:51). “Nuff seen.

Giant Jellyfish

May 14, 2009 by benjekeli

A 4-ft jellyfish washed up on the shores of the North Devon coast (North Devon is a local government district in Devon, England). Despite the intimidating size, this jellyfish is fairly harmless, with only a mild sting. These jellyfish have no bones or brains, are 95% water, and normally grow to a length of 12 inches.

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For your enjoyment, here is “Jellyfish” by Ghostface Killah.

Megalodon

May 5, 2009 by benjekeli

The Megalodon was a giant shark that lived as far back as 18 million years ago and became extinct about 1.5 million years ago. Through fossil records, this enormous predator could grow to a size of 60 feet. By comparison, the closely-related great white shark has a maximum size of about 20 feet.

I’d be even more terrified of the ocean if these guys were still chomping around, but fortunately for us, the Megalodon is Megalo-gone.

Here’s a vid (real, fake, i dunno, no scientific evidence they exist)…Check out that jaw at the beginning, though.

Spiny Dogfish

May 4, 2009 by benjekeli

The Spiny Dogfish is a small shark with a gestation period of 22-24 months. This is the longest gestation period of any vertebrate. Those babies are cooked.
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Mola Mola

April 28, 2009 by benjekeli

Check out this guy, the mola mola, the world’s largest bony fish. It can grow up to a length of 14 feet with a weight of 4000 lbs.

He should get some exercise and lay off the heavy snacking.

Kraken

April 28, 2009 by benjekeli

The legend of the Kraken dates back to the 12th century, when Norwegian seamen described a many-armed monster the size of an island, that would wrap its tentacles around the largest of ships and drag them down into the ocean.

While the size is most likely exaggerated, those that lived to tell the story probably encountered a giant squid (or colossal squid). These squids are known to attack whales, and may have mistaken some ships as such. Unfortunately, squids sometimes catch the wrong end of a mistaken attack when they encounter the ships propellers.

Nevertheless, few specimens of colossal squid have ever been caught, and scientists can only project how large they can become. Today, research suggests that they can grow as large as 40-50 feet long, but the depths of the ocean where the colossal squid roam remain largely undiscovered, and beasts the likes of which we have never seen may exist.

The Great White Shark

April 27, 2009 by benjekeli

Everybody fears the great white shark. However, nobody has it as bad as the seals do. We humans think we have it bad with the economy. Imagine if eluding great white sharks was just another day in the life.

Barreleye Fish

April 27, 2009 by benjekeli

Just caught a glimpse of this fascinating creature.

Let’s see, visible organs inside a transparent, shielding casing…Kinda like those aliens from Mars Attacks…better keep an eye on these guys.

No lie, though, I’d love to study the Barreleye Fish up close.

Colossal Squid

April 27, 2009 by benjekeli

One of my favorite animals – the colossal squid

I would hate to get caught face-to-face with this vicious beast.

Fact Sheet:

Largest eyes of any animal in the world

Swiveling hooks on sucker discs at the end of the tentacles

Size is unknown (very few specimens have ever been caught, but an 1100 lb colossal was caught recently)

Inhabit the deep waters of the Antarctic

Rumored to have quite a temper

To learn more, visit http://squid.tepapa.govt.nz/